i want this on my bedroom door

thenewromantic suesylvester- malfoyismyking sectum-sempra yerawizardharry

albustumbledore:

rockandrollhoney:

sowrongitsshannon:

awwwwshit:

pretenditsallokay:

mythornandmyrose:

wesatontopoftheworld:

ifuckinglovetea:

survived-a-severed-head:

thewicked:

inspires:

promising: readily: agrons: flopstars: whitneymartin: ihaskidgloves:

I killed a ninja because I’m a pimp and you’re jealous. :P

I needed a stripper because I’m a pimp and you’re jealous.

I cuddled with an orange because I have AMAZING boobs.

I killed a bisexual because that’s how i roll.

i stabbed a bag of weed because i love marijuana.

oh.

i cuddled a prostitute because i love marijuana~

i killed a homo because thats how i roll. ;)

I raped a french fry because im a pimp and you’re jealous.

i raped a cat because i hate my life*****

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I raped a cat because I’m sexy as hell.

and you know it ;)

 i killed the trojan man because i’m a pimp and you’re jealous

everythingismusic:

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